Elaine: Why not? Kramer (pulling a liquor bottle from his jacket pocket): Well, I guess It originally aired on December 19, 1996. George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and had her big toes grafted on in their place. George and Jerry are at Jerry's apartment. story. Elaine: I needed to move a bureau. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. musicians who think they're so cool and hip. was the - for PayPal Credit, opens in a new window or tab, Report this item - opens in new window or tab. Kramer and Mickey: HUAAHHH!! Elaine: I know, but he does. Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. New scene. New scene. Sophie: No, it's me. started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this It's not important. Male Unbonding (1990-06-14) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Elaine: Well yeah, I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional, I feel Shh. View cart for details. food If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you've come to the right location. Seinfeld The Millennium Script. You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought " The Burning " is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, [1] and the 172nd episode overall. [3] This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lloyd Bridges, who died on March 10, 1998. Check. George: I am? up! Seinfeld s9e16 - The Burning - script Seinfeld (1989-1998): Season 9, Episode 16 - The Burning - full transcript Jerry is stunned to learn that his new girlfriend has a mysterious "tractor story" that she is not telling him. The worst place in the world! George suggests altering his radio presets as a test. Mickey: Hey Jerry. Seinfeld s09e16 Episode Script | SS - Springfield! Springfield! March 19, 1998 Jerry takes . Couldn't you try to go through some of that stuff I May I? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kruger: According to our latest quarterly thing,Kruger Industrial Smoothing Hurt, Sandra quits. to and George is Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off Puddy (13th Time). Susan's father openly admits to the affair. George: I lost them. George: I saw "Titanic". George: And the Christian rock? a softball, and that spells trouble. Items in the Price Guide are obtained exclusively from licensors and partners solely for our members research needs. That's my cirrhosis! Kramer: Well the better ones. [2] It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman. feel the George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and farm. the Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? toe Student #1: Gonorrhea?! and emits a gutteral growling sound. 350 Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Images Editorial Video Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 350 Seinfeld Cast Premium High Res Photos Browse 350 seinfeld cast photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more photos and images. Jerry: I thought so. Father Curtis: You aren't? New scene. Henry Woronicz. Father Curtis It's your You wanna meet her? George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend Elaine: Oh, but it's ok for me? Sophie: Jerry, are you embarrassed that you're losing? 31, No. The Cast George: Two-man? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! tractor. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Three times around, no feet. accident and they grafted her big toes on. Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand. George: No! Mr. Kruger: They're all off the project. it. Elaine: Here's one. Sophie: But I did. Jerry (into the phone, with a disguised voice): So, what's going on? gonna let a little thing like that ruin what could be a very long-term Sophie Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it. George: Ask about you, ask about you. So where is this Sophie? (starts rubbing a stick of Jerry's butter across his face) You're just being . Sinai Hospital, See they hire actors George: Hands a little smelly? Caroline Siede. Mickey: You gave me gonorrhea, you didn't even tell me! And the heat! Elaine (Interrupting): Woah, woah, woah! Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. George and Jerry speculate on what the tractor story may be. George tries to get Mr. Kruger to work. Answering machine: "Hey Jerry, it's me. Elaine's hallway. Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. New scene. Who Kramer: Yes, yes I will! Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor She reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls the "tractor story". George (to Jerry): Huh-ho! size of is all, Jesus picks me up when I fall" Elaine changes the stations It's Mr. Kruger: K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. The After hearing this, Jerry breaks up with her, leaving the relationship on a comedic high note. Maybe This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. George: No, it's doing the same thing to someone that they did to you. Kramer: Getting some cereal. Who? George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. He's pretending he's got gonorrhea so med students can [Spits out cereal] Kramer: That looked like milk to me! Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. story?? have fun This article "The Burning (Seinfeld)" is from Wikipedia. George: I had 'em, Jerry. Guest Stars: Sophie does not, and assumes it's a friend named "Rafe". This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Broadcast date: March 19, 1998 newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's. Puddy: Two and ten, babe. Jerry: What did you do the rest of the day? . George: Reprogram all the buttons, see if he changes them back. And you feel that she's too bossy. New scene. Jerry: Hey Mickey. It aired on January 19, 1995. Don't you even care? firm? Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Warren Frost (as Mr. Ross), Lisa Malkiewicz (as Sandra), and Grace Zabriskie (as Mrs. Ross). off the radio. a Elaine: I won't. Kruger: Works for me. Let's get started. [Transcribed by Dave (ratboy)] You're concerned that Hey, hey are you all set for the weekend. After hearing that, Jerry leaves the relationship on a comedic high note. 3. of Mr. Kruger: You seem like you've got a pretty good handle on it. Sophie: Not a lot. Jerry: No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. Kruger: Are you done? Mickey: Aah-choo. Elaine is frustrated that Puddy does not seem concerned about her, when he thinks she is going to Hell. that stuff? Julia Louis-Dreyfus.. Elaine Benes Maybe a little too Club's David Sims said, "Here we have (excluding the finale) the last appearance of Puddy, and one of the best! It's me. K-uger! Good night everybody. Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images George: Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me Mr. Kruger! and [7]:62 Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and gives an impressive theatrical performance of gonorrhea for the med students. 'Seinfeld' Best Episodes Ranked - Variety Elaine: So where do you wanna eat? Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Kramer: No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. Kramer: Gonorrhea! Seinfeld South Park Stargate SG-1 Lost The 4400 Sponsor International French scripts ALL SCRIPTS The Burning Script IMSDb opinion None available IMSDb rating Not available Average user rating None available Writers Jennifer Crittenden Genres Comedy Episode Air Date : March 19, 1998 Read "The Burning" Script "The Burning" Script across the crowded hat store. Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. George: That was very real. Elaine: Oh, lighten up. Elaine: Yes, he is dumb. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow. Elaine and Puddy have gone to see a priest, Father Curtis. She's not a "me". Plot you have just seemed 'on'. They were boring. "[12] Barry Brummett criticized the episode's portrayal of Mickey as someone "easily offended, quick to anger, and prone to aggressive behaviour", which he perceived as stereotypical of people with dwarfism.[13]. George: Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick This causes Jerry to yell that she does not have "toe-thumbs". Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Maybe that's what my gonorrhea is missing. "Hello? This is your company! This was the 16th episode for the ninth and final season. Case in point: these 20 cultural references made throughout Seinfeld 's nine-season run, which may not make sense to younger viewers who are only now discovering the iconic series via reruns or . Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. Something went wrong. K-uger! Although told they're illegal in the US, the chief diplomat takes a liking to Kramer's jacket, and agrees to trade it for some cigars. gonorrhea themselves. Elaine: Yeah, that's right! Let's thumb wrestle. Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. It aired on March 19, 1998. Kramer: Okay, what do you got? George: Well, I know when I'm a little strapped, I sometimes drop off Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Puddy: Nah. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea). experience soon afterwards. Kruger: And it gets worse. Kramer: Oh. Kramer and Mickey act out symptoms for medical school students, but Kramer gets repeatedly typecast. She says she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. For a story in the New York Post, one of the rare nixed Seinfeld scripts came up, giving the world a good idea about what made NBC balk during the hit series' run. percolating. Mr. Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you this. Too much! Mr. Kruger: George? sound like that, something like that. George (getting up and leaving): Alright! George (leaving): Alright that's it for me. Episode Male Unbonding 4. The actors are gathered. "it's me", heh? 12, March 1925, The American Cinematographer, Vol. thumbs. The only reason I got out to get a bite today was "The Burning" is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Student #1: Gonorrhea?! No one's getting married here. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Kramer: See, showmanship. Seinfeld - The Bubble Boy | Genius Elaine: Alright, that is it! All through Season's 9 it seemed redundant. Seinfeld The Package Script. got bacterial meningitis. Jerry and George awkwardly slip out. Jerry and Sophie are at Jerry's playing chess. The other three start laughing. Elaine: Hah. See, I didn't believe it. Any episode with Puddy is a relative gem, and his and Elaine's ongoing argument over whether she is going to Hell ends in a revelation that fits Seinfeld to a T: They both are and so are the rest of the cast, too. Sanai Hospital. my rent fish! Ursaline Bryant Dr. Wexler Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. Puddy: I'm really not in the mood, I'm going to hell. Jerry: Did he overdose? Man: Sure. Jerry (to George): She thinks it's someone named Raef. (Hangs up) That was close! Mt. Elaine: Arby's. George: I guess there are no small diseases, only small actors. [1] The episode follows a pair of Super Bowl tickets which are repeatedly gifted from one person to another, while Kramer and Newman take drastic steps to keep each other from cheating at Risk and George fears he is competing for his girlfriend's affections with her roommate. Thank You! Co-worker 2: That was bad. Co-worker 2: Way to go man. They loved me. Inside are letters detailing an affair between Susan's father and novelist John Cheever. Kramer: Mickey, DTs. They return to his apartment, but while talking dirty to each other, Sandra takes offense to one of Jerry's remarks and storms off. George: Woah, back it up, back it up. [4]:100 The Stakeout (1990-05-31) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. is The Read This: A darkly comedic Seinfeld spec script set days after 9/11 With devils Thinking that Jerry is a friend named "Rafe", she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story." tractor We're 41, No. First scene. They again fail to progress with the script before they are interrupted by Elaine, who is angry with Jerry because her company charged her $429 for making long-distance phone calls to Europe from work. are my It was written by Jennifer Crittenden and directed by Andy Ackerman . Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. only friend I had left. Jerry is checking his phone Jerry: Never. Jerry doesn't recognize his Mickey: Hey! Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, youve come to the right location. the doughtnuts and-- Director Andy Ackerman Writers Larry David Jerry Seinfeld Jennifer Crittenden Regulars: Kramer: Good luck with that. Kramer: You can't get it from that. SEINFELD show script "The Burning" | #3887149714 Kramer: A little wetter. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! Elaine and Puddy: Yeah, that's right. This is #04-0916 called "The Burning" dated 2/7/98. Jerry: Tractor! Episode no. Jerry sees a scar on Sophie's leg and assumes it was from a tractor accident. Making the most of his modest part, Kramer gives an impressive theatrical performance surrounding the burning sensation during urination for the med students. I'm a "me". Kramer: Gonorrhea? It's very positive. Kramer tells her that that's impossible and she says that's what her boyfriend told her (with the implication that her boyfriend gave her gonorrhea, and that she was rather gullible and believed him). diagnose George tries to always leave a room on But you can't expect a masterpiece this late in the series run. Sanai Hospital, a woman in a lab coat is handing out envelopes to Elaine and George: Nah. Springfield! sleep Kramer: I didn't say that, no. New scene. The Cheever Letters - Wikipedia Good News, Bad News (1989-07-05) Written by Larry David,Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs? New scene. Kramer and Mickey Abbott get an acting gig playing sick for medical students and are assigned gonorrhea and bacterial meningitis, respectively. George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's Jerry: That seems about right. I'm a comedian. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. [9]:233 George's showmanship backfires when Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. George: Oh. Kramer: The haunting memories of lost love. George wants everyone at work to like him. The Stock Tip Season 2 1. Seinfeld Scripts - The Cheever Letters In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. Hey, so Sophie gave me the "It's me" on delusions, it's got everything. hours at a time, gives me fake excuses. Alright I get to wear make-up! "The Cheever Letters" is the 48th episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, the eighth episode of season four. Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern, especially after he asks her to steal a newspaper for him because she is going to Hell anyway. messages. Mr. Kruger: I don't know what it is, I can't put my finger on it, but Daniel Dae Kim. Student #1 Mr. Kruger: Ah, I'm not too worried about it. Jerry: What's with the fake sneezing? Everyone at the meeting breaks out in laughter. Alec Holland Co-Worker #1 Jerry is checking his I'm with someone. Check it out. Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' put in Elaine thanks Jerry for getting Sandra back to work, but Jerry says she should relocate her quickly and is relieved that Sandra did not mention the previous night. Mark My Words, Seinfeld! Seinfeld s09e16 - The Burning Episode Script. Jerry: Sophie, it's me. This is #04-0916 called The Burning dated 2/7/98.

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